Some things to ponder...




Its been 3 years in Chennai now... and believe me 3 loooong years...
Based upon all my experiences i'm gonna list out some basic questions that come to mind if u're from north india.. esp bbay... pls dont expect any answers though... there are none... so here goes !!

1. Why do women wash their house entrances with cow dung ???
2. Why is it that ppl go to college in college buses ? ( i thougth we stopped that in school ... )
3. Why are ppl so concerned with gettin into IT jobs..
4. Why do ppl travel in buses when they can go i trains ??
5. Why are both sides of a railway station named the same ? ( no east or west )
6. Why do ppl think that spencers is a happening place ? ( they're yet to see the likes of crossroads and inorbit !! )
7. Why are there no hangouts for privy couples ?? ( a bandstand or a bandra reclamation !! )
8. Why do ppl dress so conservatively ??
9. Why are ppl obsessed with eating " full meals " ? ( read as rice , rice and more rice !! )
10.Why on earth is talkin in english considered stylish ?
11.Why are ppl obsessed with coffee ? ( that includes me ...)
12.Why do the Pav Bhaji's invariably taste like shit !!
13.Why are there no roadside vada pav shops ??
14.Why are there more 2 wheelers than cars ?
15.Why are ppl obsessed with Rajinikanth ??
16.Why is the tap water always salty ??
17.Why do colleges ban t-shirt and mobile phones ?
18.Why are saree and jewellery shops always crowded ?
19.Why do we have to implement CAS when no other city does ?
20.Why are there no babes in my college ????????

life's so unfair.......